I do not have a dog... but I like dogs... sometimes. (I just don't like to be licked) I write this because I offered to dog sit this week for 2 dogs that look like this...

[You might think this looks cute...]
[All I see is a dirty mouth, smelly breath, slobbery tongue and needy personality]
They really aren't that bad, but it has made me realize that I will probably not be a dog owner any time soon. Which reminds me... I need to go feed them... oops!